I dreamed a little dream of you, never thinking it would come true. My heart filled with cheer when I caught a glimpse of you here. Your smile brings me peace and your glance sweet relief. I’m so glad for this moment we have and that I dreamed a little dream of you. Reply
Needs to be done in person You know what fucks like a tiger and winks? (I wink at you and flash a wry smile) Reply
Pickup lines aren’t really my thing. I’m not trying to pick you up, I’d much rather pin you down Reply
Your so hot and that ass looks so tight can I slide my 9″thick hard cock deep inside it and feel it’s tightness please Reply
Without you, I’m like a cow 🐄 without the utters. I’m just standing in a grass field bloated. I cannot be milked. Reply
47 thoughts on “Hit me with your best pickup line:) Slutty College Girls”
I just Wana suffocate in ur ass👅
are you in harry potter because i want to put my baskalisk in your chamber of secrets
I may not be going downtown, but I will go down on you tonight.
Hey….wanna fuck….??
If I was a cat I’d spend all my 9 lives with you
I dreamed a little dream of you, never thinking it would come true.
My heart filled with cheer when I caught a glimpse of you here.
Your smile brings me peace and your glance sweet relief.
I’m so glad for this moment we have and that I dreamed a little dream of you.
Can you help me please to put my sheets on the bed?
If I could only see you in my dreams, I’d sleep forever
Something must be wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number in it 😉
Let me put a saddle on that!
I’d have to use my master ball on you, because you’re legendary.
Im a chef. Can I taste the buffet
Wouldn’t mind adding my sausage and gravy to them biscuits.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you I’d be cumming too
Wow those tits are amazing I would love to cum all over them
A bc ur amazing B bc ur beautiful C bc you’re cool and you can get the D later
Needs to be done in person
You know what fucks like a tiger and winks?
(I wink at you and flash a wry smile)
Omg those tiny nipples!
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re a sex bomb 😬🎉
Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
Pickup lines aren’t really my thing. I’m not trying to pick you up, I’d much rather pin you down
I got 1k and an empty house.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? …….I don’t have a Ferrari!
I can fuk better than I can talk
Screw being creative. I just want to fuck that beautiful ass, little girl.
I think I must be seeing stars, cause you look like an angel 😉
Absolute perfection
Get in the truck ! 💦💦💦💦💦
Is that velvet, or can u be felt up?
Hey girl, i think you’d look good in my hoodie.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Your so hot and that ass looks so tight can I slide my 9″thick hard cock deep inside it and feel it’s tightness please
Without you, I’m like a cow 🐄 without the utters. I’m just standing in a grass field bloated. I cannot be milked.
Hello, may I hoist you off the ground?
I have tacos 🌮
You must be tired because you’ve been running around in my head all night
Nice tits,….. wanna fuck?
Looks like your tits need sucking and that ass slapped then fucked.
If I was a dog I would lick you up and down
Do you sleep on your belly? If you don’t can I
Wanna be my appendix, I’d like to take you out
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make a ‘bed rock’. 😉
Are you my pinky toe? Cuz I want to smash you on every piece of furniture in my room
That’s some fucking ass😬
You look tired, let me clear you a place to sit… *takes off hat and glasses*
Hi. I’d like to pick you up.
Do you have a map I could use?
I keep getting lost in your eyes.